Rory: Mom, it’s a stray. It’s passing through. It’s hanging out. Relax. Move away from the window and go back to bed.
Lorelai: It’s not fair. We just broke up. It just happened. I’m still young. It’s still possible that I’m gonna have a successful relationship. You don’t know. My eggs are still viable.
Rory: Are you yelling at me or the cat?
Lorelai: The cat. I think he flipped me off with his tail.