Luke: I don’t want to coach a soccer team.
Lorelai: They don’t need a coach. How closely were you listening?

I’m so damn lonely not even animal planet does it for me anymore

#i love how helpless rory looks and how she just looks over to lorelai and am all ‘mommy fix this’ and obviously she does because luke is awesome #i bet he want your kisses of gratitude

#oh my god Luke you’re killing me how can you be so sweet #why do you even have a wife you love Lorelai so much are you insane #you guys are the perfect couple

where’s the minister?

Luke: I gotta say, sleigh ride’s a little much, but these horses are really beautiful.
Lorelai: Yes, especially from this angle.
Luke: Not just from this angle.
Lorelai: Oh seriously, don’t backtrack. Horse has got a nice butt there.
Luke: It’s not what I’m saying.
Lorelai: Nice firm hiney.
Luke: Stop talking about the horse’s hiney.

No one has ever made me something quite this disgusting before, I thank you

“HOLD RIGHT THERE! What are you doing here!?”