You’re telling me I played this insipid game for a half an hour and it’s not even Luke’s daughter?

She just surprised me, that’s all… It’s kind of okay that you are here.

Mrs Kim: You need to hear this, you need to know what to expect. It will start early.
Lane: What will?
Mrs Kim: The man’s expectations. It starts early, at the wedding, actually. At the wedding, you’re going to have to kiss him.

Well, I cannot put those in the bags with the shiny tiaras and the bubble wands.

 Like you’re a tramp and possibly for sale.

No, no, we’re not fighting. We’re just, uh, bonding.

Lorelai: Hey, what’s it called when you’re afraid of spiders?
Carolyn: Arachnophobia.
Emily: You have arachnophobia?
Lorelai: No.